The Black Hole of Aabbooggoo Stats

Connor eating ice cream

In the floor in my bedroom is a trap door. The secret code is zap9005. The door doesn't open up or down, it slides open from both ends. Then it slides open from the sides. Then it slides from both ends again.

When I jump into the trap door, I go to the home of The Black Hole of Aabbooggoo. It's not spelled like it sounds...you say it like uh-bog-o. His stats are:

51 punching power
52,000 invisibility
54 billion miles an hour speed
50 invincibility

If I find The Black Hole I will hit him in the chin, eye, and throat. If I don't, he'll take over the world. If he takes over the world, it will be bad. He'll put everybody in the world in his laboratory and he will change them into Loch Ness Monsters.

The Loch Ness Monsters will kill every astronaut on every planet. Loch Ness Monsters do not have to breathe. They have no insides, but they can move and they have 2 arms, 2 hands, and they also have no legs. They are only there to their master, The Black Hole. He has 16 belly buttons, by the way, and he has 16 arms and legs and hands and feet too.

That's all.

This story was written on November 21, 2005.

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