One day, Pikachu was washing it's face in the birdbath, when a squirrel popped up through the birdbath floor and threw a furball at him. ZAPPP - Pikachu went flying. "PI-KA!" Pikachu yelled as he grabbed a bar of soap and threw it.ZAPPP - Pachirisu (who happened to be the squirrel) went flying right back into his tree house. "PIKA-CHU!" Pikachu shouted after him. "That was payback!" ...
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1. Get a 10-foot ladder.2. Place ladder against tree.3. Climb up ladder.4. Grab cat.5. Climb down ladder. (Careful this time!)6. Set Mr./Mrs. Furball down.7. Repeat steps 3-6 once cat goes up again....
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Hello. My name is Ed. I am the Easter Bunny's brother. I help him deliver eggs. One day, I dropped an egg, and, dropping the basket, lunged for it... and fell into a hole. Apparently, there was a cage on the other side, obviously set for the Easter Bunny. A man came up and said, "At last! The Easter Bunny!" And to that i said, "I am not the Easter Bunny. I am his brother, Ed." "Close enough." said the man, reaching out to pet me. A quick, vicious bite got "Okay, I give." out of him, and he set m...
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Those dancing dinos swing and sway,They don't play games or go crochet,They don't go eat some creme brulee,Those silly dancing dinos.They swing and sway to every beat,Making music with their feet,Never stop to drink or eat,You silly dancing dinos.And when up comes the sun,End your silly, silly fun,Don't forget to kiss your hun',Goodbye, you dancing dinos....
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