Once there was a cat,who chased a little gnat,round and round,past the hound,the cat was the cat,the gnat was the gnat,the hound ate them both,just like that....
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Our cat Eli is really funny! 3 times he's jumped in a full bath, countless times in a wet sink, and once he jumped in the toilet! (right after i peed!) He loves to be petted, and he likes to chase people's feet when they move under the sheets, aside from doors, chair legs, cat toys and pieces of string. (and much more!)...
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Teeth

Wed, Feb 4 2009 - 11:43 AM

Teeth are funny, teeth are cool,Teeth always go with you to school.When teeth get angry, they don't drool,But they go chomp! chomp! chomp!Then they go chomp! chomp! chomp!Then they go.....CHOMP!...
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How To Get A Cat Out Of A 10-Foot Tree

Mon, Feb 23 2009 - 12:00 PM

1. Get a 10-foot ladder.2. Place ladder against tree.3. Climb up ladder.4. Grab cat.5. Climb down ladder. (Careful this time!)6. Set Mr./Mrs. Furball down.7. Repeat steps 3-6 once cat goes up again....
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Inside

Mon, Mar 2 2009 - 12:26 PM

One day, I reached for a tissue, when the tissue box started moving. I quickly drew back, (after getting a tissue) and... Inside the tissue box was a baby turtle! I picked him up, and he playfully nipped at my shirt. I named him Tissues, but just as i was about to give him a bath, I was holding what seemed to be a normal tissue box! I smiled as I realized he had no shell, so had adopted our tissue box. I put him back, and he came out to playfully nip at my fingers....
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The Great Adventure; By Ed The Bunny

Tue, Apr 14 2009 - 15:57 PM

Hello. My name is Ed. I am the Easter Bunny's brother. I help him deliver eggs. One day, I dropped an egg, and, dropping the basket, lunged for it... and fell into a hole. Apparently, there was a cage on the other side, obviously set for the Easter Bunny. A man came up and said, "At last! The Easter Bunny!" And to that i said, "I am not the Easter Bunny. I am his brother, Ed." "Close enough." said the man, reaching out to pet me. A quick, vicious bite got "Okay, I give." out of him, and he set m...
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More Or Less

Tue, Sep 8 2009 - 11:15 AM

One day, I went out and climbed the biggest tree I'd ever seen. I stepped on a sapling the size of a baseball bat and a puff of air escaped, but I didn't notice. When I got to the top, I picked an apple and the tree opened it's eyes and blew me down with half a tornado! As soon as I hit the ground, a million billion trillion of each of these appeared:Fish to eat the apple,Cats to eat the fish,Dogs to eat the cats,Bears to eat the dogs,And cavemen to kill the bears. As soon as they'd finished eat...
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10...9...8... A Countdown Poem

Mon, Sep 21 2009 - 15:34 PM

10 soft stuffies, on the bed; 9 good snacks to keep me fed; 8 paper airplanes, flying around; 7 bouncy balls, bouncing off the ground; 6 short minutes of cooldown time, after Dad's 5 second yelling line; 4 little kittys, soft and sleek; 3 short days left in the week; 2 good parents, old as dirt; 1 good home that heals my hurt. ...
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Pet Food

Tue, Oct 6 2009 - 12:33 PM

One day, we went to the pet store. We saw cats and hamsters, dogs and frogs, and even pet food! There were gerbils and fish, birds and lizards, and, of course, pet food. There were tropical fish, saltwater fish, fresh water fish, and even pet food! We saw cats and hamsters, dogs and frogs, but the thing we saw the most of, oh, the pet store was the host of, and that was.......................PET FOOD!...
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Poem

Wed, Jan 6 2010 - 11:26 AM

The cat unsheathed his claws to jump from the bed,For a safe yet painful landing on my head....
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Dancing Dinos

Wed, Jan 6 2010 - 11:38 AM

Those dancing dinos swing and sway,They don't play games or go crochet,They don't go eat some creme brulee,Those silly dancing dinos.They swing and sway to every beat,Making music with their feet,Never stop to drink or eat,You silly dancing dinos.And when up comes the sun,End your silly, silly fun,Don't forget to kiss your hun',Goodbye, you dancing dinos....
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Mr. Miffles

Wed, Apr 14 2010 - 16:16 PM

Stoopid kitteh, bonkin' into trees lik dat....
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The Miner

Mon, Apr 26 2010 - 15:32 PM

Once upon a time there was a miner.He was a '49er.He dug for gold and did his thing,But he didn't know quite everything.He sent rockslides into his house,And darn near killed his kids and spouse....
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Old Shoes: A Poem By Connor Scialdone

Thu, May 6 2010 - 12:48 PM

Old shoes are awesome,Old shoes are cool,They always followThe shoe's golden rule,Which is stay with your feet,And follow their rules,And that's why old shoesAre awesome and cool.So take your old shoesTo church and to school,And even sometimesAll the way to the pool!But when they're to smallFor your feet and your drool,You must throw them away,But don't worry: it's cool!They'll find someone else,With their feet and their drool,Someone that takes themAll the way to the pool....
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A Weird Vision-Part Two

Tue, May 11 2010 - 12:41 PM

Coming Soon!...
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A Weird Vision- Part One

Tue, May 11 2010 - 12:42 PM

Once upon a time, I was walking to school. Suddenly, I saw an old man sitting beneath a tree. He was singing a weird song that went like this:"Once I met a monkey,Who was sneezing in the snow.His friends were all around him,Searching high and low.They really could not find him,That I surely know.They couldn't see that monkeySneezing in the snow." The old man fell asleep, and I walked on. Then I noticed that all the trees were bare, and it had started to snow. I looked back, and he wasn't ther...
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P.U.!!!!

Wed, May 12 2010 - 13:09 PM

Once upon a time, Dave was walking his dog, Flutters, up Stinky Hill in the tenth hour of the morning. Suddenly, Flutters broke the leash and ran after a skunk. Dave mistakenly thought it was a chipmunk, so he chased after Flutters. He realized too late that it was a skunk, and it sprayed them both. THE END...
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Who Let the Dogs Out?

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Really Funny Animals

Really Funny Animals 2

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Indy Cat

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bananas

Dancing Walrus

The Cat; By Connor Scialdone

Eli