Once upon a time, Dave was walking his dog, Flutters, up Stinky Hill in the tenth hour of the morning. Suddenly, Flutters broke the leash and ran after a skunk. Dave mistakenly thought it was a chipmunk, so he chased after Flutters. He realized too late that it was a skunk, and it sprayed them both.



THE END

Once upon a time, I was walking to school. Suddenly, I saw an old man sitting beneath a tree. He was singing a weird song that went like this:

"Once I met a monkey,
Who was sneezing in the snow.
His friends were all around him,
Searching high and low.
They really could not find him,
That I surely know.
They couldn't see that monkey
Sneezing in the snow."

The old man fell asleep, and I walked on. Then I noticed that all the trees were bare, and it had started to snow. I looked back, and he wasn't there. That's when I realized he was a VisionMaker.*

*The VisionMakers are a diabolical group that flings people into dreams
by singing at a certain pitch. Their victims are flung into a dream based on the song.

Coming Soon!

Old shoes are awesome,
Old shoes are cool,
They always follow
The shoe's golden rule,
Which is stay with your feet,
And follow their rules,
And that's why old shoes
Are awesome and cool.
So take your old shoes
To church and to school,
And even sometimes
All the way to the pool!
But when they're to small
For your feet and your drool,
You must throw them away,
But don't worry: it's cool!
They'll find someone else,
With their feet and their drool,
Someone that takes them
All the way to the pool.

Once upon a time there was a miner.
He was a '49er.
He dug for gold and did his thing,
But he didn't know quite everything.
He sent rockslides into his house,
And darn near killed his kids and spouse.